Twelve hours and seven minutes later, I get out of twerk. Yay minimum wage!
So there was a prostitution gig broken up on the street my house is connected to. They had the same number house as mine and a couple weeks ago two men came to our door, at eight at night, asking us if we “wanted our lawn sprayed” and got freaked out when my dad asked if they were soliciting. They also had no equipment with them. It all makes so much sense now.
fuelingit: alaskas-fault-was-in-her-stars: ...
ixnay-on-the-oddk: lunatrip: lunatrip: sicam: sicam: what do you call a woman with an opinion wrong What do you call a guy that makes sexist jokes Single
genericanimegirl: u say u horny im on the way
Yay got my plane AND bus ticket to visit Dan and Emily! EMILY YOU BEST BE FREE CAUSE THAT WAS ‘SPENIVE!
Whooooo 5am-1pm tomorrow. Yay minimum wage!
westbor0baptistchurch: Shall I compare thee to a Summer’s Eve? You’re a douche bag.